Friday, August 3, 2007

A guy comes home from work one day...

... to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.
The rabbit is dead. The guy panics. He has to clean it up before the neighbors find out. He takes this dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow dries it, takes it back over to the neighbors house, and puts it in its cage. He's really hoping they'll think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Ya hear about Fluffy?". The guy stumbles. "Um... no... uh... what happened?" "Well, we found him dead in his cage one day. The weird thing is, the day after we buried him, we went for a walk. We came back and found someone had dug him up, gave him a bath, and put him back into the cage. It just reminds you that there are some real sick people out there!"

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