the people of a beautiful small town awoke early to go to their local church. Before the service started, the townspeople sat in their pews and talked about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appeared!! Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone was evacuated from the church except for one man, who sat calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. This confused Satan a bit. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man replied, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, asked, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" To which the man replies, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
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